Post by tomcat on Nov 23, 2012 11:44:31 GMT -5
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Why are cats better than babies?
Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.
What is a cat's favourite colour?
Purrrrrrrple!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
Why is the cat so grouchy?
Because he's in a bad mewd.
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats.
Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
He set a new lap record.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Why are cats better than babies?
Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.
What is a cat's favourite colour?
Purrrrrrrple!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
Why is the cat so grouchy?
Because he's in a bad mewd.
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats.
Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
